I laid in bed last night just staring at the stars and wondering..

What the hell happened to my roof?!

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1. I was very disappointed with the folkloric figure I purchased from my local German-owned supermarket, a complete Humpty Dumpty set.

It wasn’t until I got home and opened the box I found that a second purchase was required to obtain Aldi King’s Horses and Aldi King’s Men.

2. Why do Pokémon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

3. Did you hear about the snowman who had a temper tantrum?

He had a meltdown

4. Watching Muhammad Ali fight dementia was better than the Tyson and Paul fight.

5. What music do I listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

6. Jake Paul is preparing for a religeous experience

Because Mike Tyson's gonna hit him in the faith

7. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them?

Alloys…..

8. Why do people get more religious as they get older?

They're cramming for the final Edit: it's a joke people. This isn't /r/philosophy

9. Did you hear about the werewolf with a YouTube channel?

He’s a Lycansubscribe

10. Your mama so dumb she took a job with a lot of percs cause she thought she gonna get pain killers.

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I laid in bed last night just staring at the stars and wondering..

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